KFC suck ass. They are cheeebing stingy, they refuse to give me packet chilli sauce now. They want customers to only use the "squeeze" chilli box that might squirt red chilli all over your shirt. When i pressed the knob down for chilli, "blurp blurp blurp" sound came out and chilli flew past my shirt. If it did hit my shirt, it'ld be a result of KFC's stinginess for chilli, and i would then throw the box of chilli on them. Wait, what difference does it have? Their uniform's red too. Screw them. Hope the chickens realise that the biggest murderer for chicken species is KFC and that the chickens might launch war on KFC one day.

The cleaner aunty's reaction was hilarious, Jo (guy with long hair and beard/moustache) wore the IJ uniform and ate in the foodcourt with us. The cleaner aunty got a shocked and shouted in hokkien. "Alamak, an chua char bor wu hor chew !" In english it means "alamak, why this girl have beard/moustache!" I couldn't control but laugh at what cute stuff some random aunty said. I think she got quite shocked, but to be fair, who wouldn't be if you see a girl with a beard/moustache ?

I walked past a notice board today, and i saw this really stupid/weird advert for something that seemed like "call for maths tutuion". And the moment i saw his equation, god, i knew i would never ever call this guy for MATHS tution. Gosh, just look at his equation, 1+1+1=9. This fella is ridiculous, put the number nine(obviously the wrong answer) in such huge font and still dared to show his face. I don't know if he's much of a loser or what, did he even got pass PSLE or let alone kindergarden maths?

Last night i had the smelliest fart ever in my whole life, i farted in the comforter while the 3 of us were sleeping on the same bed, i slowly opened the comforter and OH MY GOD. The smell was released and jacky(fart essence king) beared with it, but gave in after the stench lasted more than he could hold his breath. The other brother jumped off the bed and screamed. Jacky got the tittle "fart essence king" because he farts really often and loves doing one stupid thing. Fart in his hands, run towards hoey and rub the essence all over his small face. Hoey would scream and run to the toilet washing his face. Now, jacky is checking his underwear next to me on the bed, he's checking if he had crapped in his underwear. All because he forced himself to fart and now he might have crapped in his pants.

I have to admit it. I pretty kinda miss schooling, i can't wait for my school to start. I prayed for a long holiday like what i am having now when i used to school, but when i don't school, i pray for school to start soon. I am weird ! Watched a triad movie today at jubilee. They should change their name to cheatbilee, i thought the tickets were at 5 bucks, but it turned out to be 8 bucks. They should ask Boys like girls (a band for you non music idiots) to change "the great escape" (their song) to "the great cheat". You cheating cheebs. But their cinema hall is really old and to my liking, 80's style. I'm in no mood for anything except for some nonsense, i'm too burned out.

FFF day today. Not the "F" letter word multiply by 3 times day but "Fun filled family" day. Promise my brothers i would look them up after school to join them for games and dinner. And hell yeah we blasted the arcade in dad's office like dad owned it. Amazingly, it's been a real long time i've spent time with my family, and i kinda like it when i do that now, there's this tingling feeling that makes me feel accomplished and good. Dad and mum felt "young" and brought me out for supper near 12 and i brought dick goh along. Maybe simplicity might just be the answer, no need anything extravagant, life can just be as nice as what you started off with, your family. But everytime i look back at what you've done, i fear for the same thing that might happen again. I'm at a yes yes and no no situation, look what you've done mum. I love my iPod, i had to express my feelings for it (if only expressing feelings to another human being was this simple), i guess i just changed the mood of this entry by professing my love for my iPod !

YOU'RE A FUCK FACE, you think you're good? Shake this (holds my dick) ! Alright, i just had the sudden urge to say this.

"yawn" I'm like the effiel tower come crashing down feeling, so tired after the chalet. The chalet was very fun, did alot of cacat stuff like we owned sentosa. Dickson (bailin) made us laughed like we were all out to win "laugh the most competition". All his exposing armpit hair dance (he wore a singlet and dances to titanic slowly raising his arms exposing his hair and then rub it to the beat of the music) and pretending to be a china tourist speaking loudly with his china slang in front of the angmohs. Worst? We stood on a sculpture for a picture, and bailin that dick, went to grab his crotch for a pose at the top of the sculpture, but then a bunch tourist just walked past and NOT being embaressed, he shouted "sorry sorry, showed you all an ugly pose." He even went around greeting tourists "welcome to singapore". I believe tourism rate is gonna plunge, new factor in geography for declining tourism rate :"bailin scaring the tourists at tourist hotspot". Bailin is called dickson goh now ! Short form=dick goh=dig gold ! Go Dick ! Dig for gold !

Today's practice session was productive. I stood for 3 hours playing the guitar, the guitar was resting on my tummy (imagine yourself standing up playing the guitar and position how it will rest on your tummy). Dang, my tummy started to sweat alot because there was no space for wind to pass through and i think the mechanism started giving off heat from the back of the guitar. I swear it had the same effect of wearing the uZap from osim, the massaging belt which straps on your tummy and vibrates with a heater in it and making your tummy sweat. Cheeeeeb, i think i lost a number of kilos from playing my guitar namely the uGuitar.

Facebook is really addictive! It's like a friendster combining with neopets. So many applications and i just click yes to whatever pops up in my screen. I watched this really funny hongkong comedy when the actor scolded in english "your mother 2 eggs." I didn't understand till i asked my family members. Only jacky and dad gave me answers. Jacky said the actor scolded wrongly and should be "your mother 38 eggs" Reason? He thought it should be "your mother san ba (bitch in chinese)" Dad laughed and said it was to make fun that your mother had balls (2 eggs). How could he have gave me an explanation like that? Maybe someone said this to him when he was young and insulted my grandomther !

I'm on a beegee craze ! Their songs have been repeating over in my iTunes. Their beautiful high pitched voices, something i'll never possess unless i squeeze myself hard in the nuts and sing ."Baby when you've got secret love, ooohh." Facebook is damn addictive.

Today, i got a lecture. "Go read some books, don't hang around the whole day, do something useful...blah blah blah." Yes Yes, it was from the dowager at home. In my heart i was like "Hey ! I've no school !?" But if i said that, she'll put down her cooking utensils and start telling me why i should have listened to them, not play so much, don't quit school and all the nonsense, the WORST ? She always say even our maid has a higher level of education than me ( she graduated from college). How unlucky to have a maid with a college cert, HOW many maids actually comes from college !? And i'm so unlucky to have one. Maybe mum lied, she might really come from a college, but not the kinda college we think it is, but MAID training college !

So many funny things happened at home today. Firstly, jacky and hoey came home from school with their hands plus arms all drawn with pen. Mum was furious and asked hoey why did he did that, hoey got freaked out by the dowager (mum), he pointed to jacky. Jacky's drawing on the arm was nicer than hoey's, can see the design and all. Jacky gave the funniest reason " i watched a movie on sunday, all the gangsters had tattoos, i also wanted one. So i drew one myself and taught hoey and my friends in school how to draw tattoos on their hands." He's so obsessed with traids, come home beating everyone and act like some BIG BOSS. Secondly we had KFC for dinner, everyone sank their teeth into the chicken, hoey as usual acted gay and refuse to eat becuase he didn't want to dirty his hands. Jacky suddenly shouted " Ta ma de chicken !" Mum stared, i stared, everyone stared. Jacky then said "the chicken is really hard, i can't bite it." Mum examined the chicken and laughed, it was the breast bone, some white piece that looked like meat. If i film Jacky everyday and make a film named Living with jacky, i swear it'll beat Mr bean and the other shows and i'll make a hefty sum ! He's so damn funny.

Jacky's wood dance

I think i don't attract anything but aunties. I swear. I was at the airport today and i ordered some tuna sandwhich set, the aunty kept smiling at me. Normal customer service i thought, she then asked if i would like chicken filling. I said tuna please. "No no, free for you." I wanted so bad to say yes, but at the airport must act high class all so i said no thank you, i'll stick to tuna. Her manager (another aunty) took over for making my hot chocolate. Then she smiled and winked, "i give you a big cup for no extra charge." The normal one is a coffee cup size and she gave me a really different big cup. She started to delay giving me my drink and asked why i like hot chocolate and irrelavant stuff. If she started asking about school i'ld be so tired to repeat to every single person that i QUIT. So i smiled politely and left. Well, waited for a while before Jacky came out from the gates. The funny thing about his trip? He bought a 160 gig iPod for himself and one LOLLIPOP for his younger brother. Kids nowadays, horrible.

Cheeeeeeeeeeb ! Unbelievable shit !

BANG ! Was this loud sound when a mercedes and a ceferio collided into one another. The aunty in the ceferio fainted and the one in the mercedes did not come out. An exciting scene during our bus ride from thomson. Berwin and i kept laughing when we saw the accident, poor aunty. Another job interview at sim lim, and shopping at ang mo kio. Result = leg aches + sleepy eyes. Some uncle in a shop told me to choose sciences and be a rocket scientist when he heard i'm planning to choose a new course in RP. Funny only lahh that uncle, ROCKET SCIENTIST !

Two retards were supposed to go for a job interview today, 11am. Retard C woke up at 9am trying to wake retard B. But retard B just could not wake up, so retard C being retarded did not try anything else and went back to sleep. Both retards woke up in the afternoon realising they overslept. So the retards lost the job interview. It's been a long time since i sat in my dad's car. Well, he felt the need to bring the family together so we went out for dinner, he HAD to drive past SAJC. And of course thoughts were dashing through my mind faster than the traffic on the roads. Dad realised i was staring at SAJC and told me to take it easy. Upon hearing that, i was like " Cheeeeb lahh, how come he knows? Dang!". He continued, it's okay if you can't make it into the JC's. I wanted to laugh, but it would have been really rude as he was trying to "console" me. Dads should realise that all teenage guys might not be really interested in a certain school for the right purpose that is studying ! Next time when my kid stares at a school, i'll go "Hey son, you have good foresight *pat on the back*, the girls in this school are fucking hot !"

Han stayed over last night. I swear we were like girls, played, chat and cooked. We spent 4 hours fixing a model plane which required cement glue. So being retarded, we spent 20 minutes wondering why the plane doesn't fit. Scotch tape saved us all, the entire plane is bandaged with scotch tape. Ate noodles and off to bed, not exactly. We chatted for sometime, quite funny. I'ld love more of stay overs, but aunty han does not allow berwin to do so.

Finally a short dinner with berwin and gwen after so long, our nightly walks from punggol park home. Movie night was fun, it has always been, except for last year i think too much fun got me and i had a fair share of fun in the hospital. Very glad i didn't end up in the hospital this year, so i survived "Freedom Writers" & "Evan Almighty". Dang, the Graduation song is stuck in my head during this period of the year. "As we go on..." Vitamin C must have earned quite a huge sum from the splitting up of every possible student. I should come out with a song for newborns and funeral. Then everyone will be singing my song for newborns in the hospital and funerals. For newborns : "As you were born...". For funerals : "And as we all mourn, we remember, all the times we, had together..." I think i can make a hefty sum from this songs. Cheeeeeeb, imagine you walking past the void decks where funerals are held and hear them sing my song.

Now is the period where all graduating students (secondary) starts missing their classes and mates. I was once like that, and i felt a slight pich when i read almost every graduating friend's blog. How they confess that Blah blah blah was an asshole, yet he/her cherishes them. It was exactly how i felt when i was in Primary 6, i cried so bad in my pillow when i couldn't see my friends again. But for secondary, i just kept silent and thought about the times we had as fools. Well, as time passes, we'll meet up for outings and all and i start being mean to them again. " Son of a wanker, come here !" And all the mean stuff starts erupting to them. But i guess this is what makes our friendship special. Alright, swimming was embaressing today.

Sleep helps to get over with problems. Felt crappy last night but after waking up to the morning sun, i felt soothed. Conned to go down to raffles city just to go back to hougang again, went there for nothing. Alright, to be nice, two idiots gave me a tour around the S'pore river, showed me places where i can busk and showed me the way how NOT to walk from raffles city to a bus stop where there was bus 80. Back to liz's house talking to the dog (tried teaching her how to eat bubble tea pearls). I used hand signs, funny faces signs and all sort of nonsense but the dog did not want to eat the pearl, and NO, i did not eat the pearl, i threw it away.

I swear i have this rage in me wanting to go on the street and punch some old man. I'm itching from the bottom of my heart to shout out vulgarites and throw a few stones at animals. Why? Because nothing seems to wanna go right. My life can be now described as though there is a traffic light that has malfunctioned and all the cars are at havoc. One car gets blur, the rest start getting blur. It's like how one problem come after another. So FUCK SHIT, being a retiree might not be as great after all, screw the times when i've got nothing to do, screw the people that dedicate their lives to pull me down, screw everything. Why do we scold people retarded? I think they are the luckiest bunch of people in the entire world. They are worry free, no nothing to stress them. So just run me over with a lorry and make me retarded. KNNBCCB, screw the troubles coming my way.

Meeting for P.A today. We were supposed to come out with questions for the presentation. So someone gave "Do you want to be heard?'' One guy was writing down the suggestions. So he wrote "Do you want to be hurt". One guy raised it only after awhile and everyone laughed so bad. I'm having enough of a bad time, i've no one to turn to already. Just gimme a break.

Breakfast-ed with brandon and XY early in the morning at 8am. Kovan's market was good, we sat down like old men and chatted our heads off. Home-ed for some guitar and i fell asleep. Feeling hungry i ran to rivervale mall to buy the Fried Chicken. Gosh, i bet that stall earn tons of money from selling those giangantic chicken chops. Met up with jess, sheena, kenneth and lynn in the room for jagging me time. They made me sing a Bubble tea song for the aunty so i could get a lifetime of free bubble tea, but if i really do that, i think i'll get a lifetime of free spit in my tea lahh. The song was effing horrible i swear.

Power pack day today ! Helped out in collecting forms, church, salt meeting and fun in the room till 10. Cheeeeb. If life was always as easy as today, joking endlessly and no worries. How nice. Talked about jacky and hoey to kenneth, jess and kelynn. Suddenly realised they make my life fun with all the stupid things they do. I love the part when i typed "fuck you" in MSN and jacky said "i know, I FUCK YOU, right? (gives cute face) " Subsequently my mum told me she had to go down to school a few times because jacky said "fuck you" to a few of his classmates.

Dad just saw my finger nails while having dinner. I couldn't possibly hide it and use my toes to eat could i? He said i looked like an aqua. I feel so sleepy, i'm turning in early today, like now.

My nails are painted in awfully awful colors by sheena and lynn. UGLY, it doesn't goes off with water. I don't dare to show them to my parents or they might think their oldest child is gay and piss off exploding on the spot and die. So i walk around clenching my fingers. RED BLACK GOLD are the colors resting on my FINGER nails. It wouldn't be too bad if it were the toes, but fingers? OH NO,

What is an EROPEAN? It is a citizen from the bra shop ERO. One of my friend kept harping abt her race, european, But spelt it wrongly as eropean, must be an avid shopper in ERO. Thank you JESSICA for helping out with the song lahh ! (that is if you ever read this). Fuck shit, i owe others the price of a latte, chesse burger and the chalet money. Looks like the 6 bucks i stole only lasted me 10 minutes in macdonalds for supper just now.

A rather fun filled day today, visited jurong east's swimming complex with melvin, brandon and bai lynn. Caught "Death at a funeral" with them adding in lifen and peixian. Geee, it was a really funnaye and vulgar movie. Of course, a fun day leaves a poor kid like me broke, i'm left with 2 bucks and 20 cents in my pocket. I must go rob my 3 kid brothers, 2 bucks from each might get me through the week.

Had a haircut 10 mins straight after i woke up, plain craziness. Aunt & uncle ( my dad's side, which i never quarelled with, i quarelled with the ones on my mum's side) brought me out for a movie, "881". Goodness me, it's a hokkien musical lahh. Can't believe i actually watched it, i suddenly find hokkien songs nice, i was amazed they had techno and such, but yeah, cool. Had great wanton mee for dinner and off to meet brandon. "Ring, ring ring", i picked up the phone. " Hey, i forgot today was your dad's birthday, hurry and get him something !" That was my mum, so much for the years they were married, funnaye ! I was in plaza singapura at that very moment and had not much cash on me, the shops there sells stuffs expensive enough to wipe my ass if i paid in 2 dollar notes. So i bought a cake (apparently it costed me 38 bucks = nineteen 2 dollar notes. More than enough to wipe 3 person's ass after shitting). Rushed backed before the whole family starts to doze of, like what we all do on birthdays, yes yes, we sang happy birthday dad and ate the cake. I think being stupid is contagious. My "brother", jacky. Danced to michael jackson's music and started doing a moonwalk ( tip toes and moves backwards ) and all other wooden like (stiff) movement nothing like what MJ did. I think that was the ultimate present for my dad, he laughed so hard. So next year, i'll dance MJ for him, the wooden like style of course. Now, jacky calls himself Michael Jacky. Retarded shit, i took a video of him doing those retarded moves, i'm going to show it to everybody.

I've got no mood for anything now. I'm duper cold and hungry now. my eyes are closing yet i can't fall into sleep. There's a fucking tsunami in my mind now, the two dreams have taken major effects in my life, making me think twice before i actually do anything. The studies and all thingy, grrrf, i wanna restart my whole life. I miss everything like shit.