Thursday, August 9, 2007

Rush hour 3 and the sushi buffet were good, rush hour 3 was hilarious. Well, we had one and a half hour of free time before the movie started at orchard. So i stupidly walked with a blank mind and stepped on some dog's shit. Like what the hell ? Have you ever seen dog's shit in orchard? Have you? For me, hell no, i've never seen dog's shit in orchard ever since i started going there. And true enough, i didn't see it today too ! And so, i stepped on it. Guess what i did within that one and a half hour of free time? Yes, i spent it washing my shoe in a toilet, totally looked liked an idiot when people stared at me. So moral of the story, do not think that there's no dogshit in town, and if you have free time while waiting for a movie, preferbaly an hour or so, go find dogshit, step on it and enjoy the process of cleaning up. Make sure you clean it all proper, if not the people seating around you in the cinema will think you crapped in your pants and try to look at you after the movie ends to see who is that asshole. " This fella must be damn cheapo, $9.50 ticket wanna make full use, stomache ache also don't wanna go toilet, die die must watch the whole movie, cheapo only. " This will be what they think of you when they start smelling your stench. Alternative, throw away your shoe and start a new trend of "bare-walk".

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