Talking about "monsters" in my previous post and look what i've found ! Some effing monster snail ! Look how gigantic it is, larger than my fist and almost as long as a 15cm ruler. My goodness, what a big snail. Go back and ask your parents or grandparents if they've seen any snail bigger than their fists. I bet my life on it that this could be the biggest snail in the world, i'm gonna be hunted by biologists if they chanced upon my blog. They'll wanna do research on it, but too bad i'm kind hearted and released it somewhere which it ain't so easily be discovered. Boo for all the biologists whom wanna research on it.

I've read a post, saying that a wild chicken killed her cat and dog. How on earth is that possible? Many funnyae comments were given. Flamethrower etc etc. Some even commented that it ain't a chicken, it was Big bird from seaseme street. How effing hilarious. Imagine your favourite cartoon character coming out to kill some dogs and cats. But then again, Big Bird is a costume cartoon, there could be a chance where some cranky guy wears the Big Bird costume and go around killing. Imagine that... eewww. If i see that Big Bird on the streets, i swear i'll pour hot oil all over him and call 62353535 (KFC, for non-fastfood idiottts). That Big Bird will defitnely taste betta than a zingerrrr. So watch out you dog and cat killing thingy.

School's A Whore

I'm on a collision course on my way to destruction. For the past weeks till now, i've been doing many things that harmed my health and studies. But i feel absoutely great ! Fun things are always illegal ( bear that in mind ). Can i skip today? It really was a horrid horrid horrid day, think it's the god damn weather that makes people feel horrid ( or is it only me ? ) That's what i think at least. Oh yah, MR Goh Cheeeee Bai Lynn ( we concluded that all people with name consisting a "lynn" are beautiful, Feeling honoured "bai lin" ?) , took my cardigan without saying arh !? I can sue you under the Rebuplic of Singapore Law section 31 line 15 : Theft ; Taking one's belonging or property without authourisation with no intentions of returning or purchasing. Maximum penalty, 7 months jail term, 3 strokes of caning and fine of $25000. So when are you gonna return it ? And please DO NOT ask me to go down to hougang to take it ( this fella got a problem, loves calling people down to hougang, his house) I will so kill you if i hear that 2 syllable word HOU-GANG. Got it !? School's officially a WHORE now. I hate hate hate school. School's a whore whore whore !

I simply adore this girl. Emma Emma Emma, i loveee you. I don't wanna talk about my life, it's been such a whore these few days. I just wanna continue living in my world of fantasy, much more fun and less hectic. Emma Emma wait up ! I'm coming !

Emma Emma Emma

I think i'm suffering from jet lag. Not from travelling, but from slacking with friends from the mental hospital. I feel so effing tired in the mornings and afternoons. I even have problems walking straight, makes me look like a crippled or drunkard walking, left right left right. Can't sleep at night ! My whole life has turned topsy turvy. ( Boing boing boing ) Madness ! I wanna cut down on going out, and spend more time fantasizing at home. Oh Emma roberts ! -------------->

Kiss Kiss Kiss me please !

Believe it or not, she's 16 !

Emma Roberts Rocks My Balls

Nancy drew is an efffing awesome movie. G0 catch it ! I don't mind watching it again if anyone wants to. Emma roberts is way way pretty. POP goes my heart whenever i see her. I love EMMA ROBERTS ! She's really good at solving mysteries. Oh Nancy ! There's a mystery here in my house, would you like to come over and solve it for me please ?

Flying fuck, holidays are over. I've to return to school facing some old man whose been haunting me for some test i did not take. Kept calling me during the holidays at 9am asking, : " Would you like to drop out from the course? " Screw your grandmother lahh, i would love to. Only if i've found myself a place somewhere else. I've tried applying to Republic poly recently, but they have no october intake, meaning i have to join 2008 april's batch, giving me 9 months of holidays. I really wanna leave Temasek poly. Stressful piece of peh peh. Plenty of problems to face ! It's okay ! Facing problems allows us to grow stronger. So strong that i can screw that fella's granny. Ewwww

Couldn't Believe What I Felt For You

I've been watching plenty of HK dramas at home to kill time, most of them have "love" in it. Usual stuff, boy meets girl, crosses hurdles, get rid of Evil people who gives you a kick in the backside and then POOF ! They're together and the end. If only this could happen to me. I never seemed to have made a right choice in my life before. Thinking back, every time i interfere with a choice, i make a wrong move. This is how bad my life can be, someone just make my life into a HK drama series okay? I'm a person whom never FAILS ! Yah right, never fail to make trouble and make my life miserable. I'm just so jealous at how others are living. Good students in top JC's, rich families and good looking. Jealousy is in my bloddstream. Emotional peh peh today. I'm starting to think : '' She's Out Of My League ! "

I FELL in pulau ubin ! Damn, i jammed the front brakes so hard down a slope to avoid B Rozario. Resulting in my back tyre flying up and throwing me off the bike. Amazing thing was, i managed to gain control of the situation, i immediately hunched and made a somersault, it worked alright. Then i attempted to land on my feet, but failed. So i landed on my back causing a slight abrasion. The people around me witnessed it and were speechless, i was like some stunt man. One nice lady offered help, but i sprang up and said it was okay, it didn't even hurt me one bit. Wierd eh? But the pain came when i bathed, oooof. Everytime i look at her, my heart starts aching, my hands start shaking and you know, it would take a strong strong man to ever talk to you. I still can't make friends with her, hmmm i have a problem.

Come On Let's Go

Oh yeah, i'll tell you something. I think you'll understand when i'll say that something. Oh please, say to me. You'll let me be your man. And when I touch you I feel happy inside. It's such a feeling that my love i can't hide. I'm a happy peh peh today !

Now emest chan calls himself Lennon chan ( another beatle member, for non 80's idiotts ). I must be the cause of the Beatles fever ! The class reunion was awesome, i was the Master chef with many assistants helping me, how grand ! I BBQ-ed for almost the whole day, resulting a "Heavenly" Sotong Ball smell all around me. Catching up with old mates was nice, crapping around and all. After that, i went over to another BBQ just across the other end of Pasir ris. Made new friends and sang hell lota songs. Not bad at all ! Maybe i'll try to be a canteen vendor in SAJC or SJC to get to know her, need not be a cleaner anymore. I'm a sensitve peh peh, so kiss me !

Had an all boy's night yesterday at asiq's house. We chatted about all kinda stuff, did retarded stuff that could reserve us a place in the mental hospital. One friend showed me a picture of the girl he fancies, i said "yucks". So both argued, when i showed him my, he said "cannot make it" . Then we both came to an agreement. "Beauty is special in individual's eyes". How true, this strongly proves that guys do not just go for looks. Oh well, if you don't think this way. It also proves thinking is unique to each individual ! And PS : I'm Paul Mccartney Caleb Wong Wen De now. I've been nicknamed "The Beatles" for my BOWL ( does it even look like one?!! ) haircut. I WANNA HOLD YOUR HAND !

I'm In A Bad Patch

I look at you with such disdain, sometimes friends or family they don't really comprehend when i turn to them. So i stay away and be alone, maybe it's best this way. You don't give me what i deserve. I don't wanna make things any worse, so i don't speak these words. Push it further and i might spit it out causing much dismay. Give me what i'm worth, and we'll steer clear from each other as family no longer matters to me anymore. I realised what you see might never be the truth, even your closest betrays you. And expect you to return to them after awhile. Hell no, this time i'm not. We're gonna remain the way we are now, the distance between us, the emptiness, the awkwardness and everything else. For this is the price you pay for betraying me throughout my life, making me look like a fool to the rest of the family. You should have seen this coming, blame no one else but yourself. Don't say i've changed, i was like this all along. It's just that i let you make me look like a fool, when i speak up, i look and feel different. That explains the change. I blame myself too, i don't put all the blame on you. But i only go extremely wild during the holidays, i don't do that during school periods do i? How often does my holidays come? It's only just awhile, and you condemn me for one wrong thing i've done many years ago. It just doesn't goes right. I'll assure you i'll leave you as soon as possible, once i'm financially independent. I swear i'll never treat my kids like how you do, this i swear. And look what you've done, you've changed the atmosphere of my blog, it used to be jovial and nice. You made me inject sadness, anger and dissapointment in it.

Family Doesn't Really Matter Anymore

War has officialy started in my family. Someone left home ! Oh my god. But somehow it feels much more quiet and peaceful. Say i'm unfeeling or beastly, i don't care. She's just probably going to continue telling others about me. I miss the church peeps alot. I like like like you !

Something's amiss, Mum's acting strange. Okay, i'll not care about her, least i make myself worried and spoil my mood. The holidays have come, yet i can't find anything to occupy myself with. What can i do within 2 weeks? I'm freaking hungrayyy! I have to repeat myself, FANTASIZING is great, magnificent, fantabulous, awesome etc etc. It lets me live in a world of deceit, but i'm enjoying it. Although everything is made up, i feel that it's gonna happen one fine day when i grow up. Yes please, i would love to have you as my wife, let's go shop for toys for our 3 kids !

Deep down in my heart, there's this little golf ball of feeling that brands itself saying i feel for you

Exams are finally over. Suck my winky exams ! I've a feeling i won't do to well. Oh, what can i do !? Okay, i've been fantasizing a little too much, i fantasize that i have "D" as my wife, 3 cute kids and my Bicycle as my BMW 750 series, live in a posh condo with a successful career and a nice maid to take care of the household. Is this a little too much? Fantasizing is fun, loads of fun, making the impossible possible. Especially all the sweet nothings we whisper to each other, the retardness we show to each other, the care, the love, the shopping time, the playtime with our kids and many many more retarded things that you can ever think of. Gosh, fantasizing about having a family like that really gives me inspiration. Hmm, if i ever have a wife like that, i'll work so hard that the hardest element in the world will be named after me. The drive pushes me sky high ! This might be nothing, but i'm willing to give it a try !

My exams are gonna be over tommorow, no more mugging ! Holidays, i loveeee you ! Come falling in my arms holidays. COME ! I still do not exisit in her life ! Hmm. I'll probably work in SJC as a part time cleaner when i grow up, and i'll get to know you. Teacher and Cleaner affair !

I had a tragic dream last night. I've been having throat infection very often nowadays, it really hurts swallowing saliva or breathe. Therefore, i dreamt the doctor told me i had 3rd stage oral cancer and i only have 3 weeks left to live. So within 3 weeks, i went hugging people and telling them i love them, but i kept my condition from them including my family. I asked many friends if i died, how will they feel. Many of them said good riddance and they'll be really happy, until the last day, i was in a church praying when i passed out. I woke up in a hospital with all my friends and parents surrounding me, including the priest. All of them were crying, but i jokingly told them " weren't you all be happy that i die? " I tried to make them laugh by telling jokes. But soon my body gave in and i coughed out blood and died. My soul left my body and i walked away with jesus, i saw everyone holding hands in a circle crying and praying for me. After that my alarm rang and i woke up crying. I 've no idea why tears trickled down, it just did. Even "D" was in my dream crying for me. For that, i was kinda happy. But the other scenarios were really saddening.

I'm starting to miss the times we had while planning together, thinking back it was so much fun. Crapping around and all was great. The reckee session was hilarious and fun, almost sleeping on an old man's shoulder, losing all my diginity of a man, being treated super duper mean by lynn, waited 45 mins for the girls to bathe and all the quarells we had ! Sentosa could be counted as a success, it was nice. Pray there'll be more outings like this so that we could all have fun and always be young and happy !